Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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thumbs up!

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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who is mark

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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obama's promises

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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