- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Why? Because!

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Cancer.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Women have the right to vote.

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