- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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