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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

You smell like shit

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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