- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A seal walks into a club.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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