One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Like if you like big tits.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Heartlight

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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bob saget

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Snausages.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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