why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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The cow went moo

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Anti Joke

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