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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Alex Eggbert

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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obama's promises

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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