- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

knock knock!! kanye west

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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