What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Alex Eggbert

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Anti Joke

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