Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

Do you know what they say? Words

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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