Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Obama

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

shea kisses a girl

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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