Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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knock knock who's there police

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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