Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Yo mamas so fat

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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guess what chicken butt

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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