Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

what is the awesomest of them all? me

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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