Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Weiner

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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