- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

If life throws you melons... ouch

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Yes.

WNBA

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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