- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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