- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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