Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Hashtag

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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