- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

women's rights.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

-When is a door not a door? -Never

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

The BCS

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Male penises.

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