what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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knock knock who's there police

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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