- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

knock knock

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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