- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Hippopatomous!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

i'm not gay

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

123 Main street

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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