- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Ms. Smoot's class

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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