- Anti Joke

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock knock Come In.......

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Six million.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.