If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Mitt Romney penis

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops