Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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