How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Dani barton= lovely

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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FAP

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Wats a joke?

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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