Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What is 8 times 4? 32

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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