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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Yo daddy!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

knock knock how there me ok come in