Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What did the clock say? The time.

Come In!

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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