- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Matt is not funny.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

whats 2+2? 4

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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