what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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