How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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