Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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poop

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Knock Knock.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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