- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Women.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Heartlight

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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