What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Hi.

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women outside of the kitchen

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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