- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Your mother is a man.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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