- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

You just won the game...

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Dancing Potatoe!

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Where's my shotgun

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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