- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

knock knock go away

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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