Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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