What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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