What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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motley crew

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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dead battery come on down

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Women.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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