How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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asian drivers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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general tso's broccoli

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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