- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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