what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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womens rights

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Johnson stops eating

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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