- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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