- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

19th amendment

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

...NO.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Ouch.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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