- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Cancer.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Hey, Max!!

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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