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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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