Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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dislike this...please.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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