- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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