Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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I can Nazi

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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