- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

miley cyrus

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Yo mamas so fat

Barack Obama

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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