How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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69

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monkey sponge

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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since when?

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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