Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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