A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

fart+fart=poop

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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