Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

I'm off to my tank guys!

I'm gay. No homo.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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